Married Life as written by Edward Albee or Neil Simon
- Liddy: Do you need the bathroom?
- Scotty: yes but I can wait til you're done.
- Liddy: Go ahead.
- Scotty: no, you finish up. I have to do a twosie.
- Liddy: You do that?
- Scotty: I usually wait until you leave for work.
- Liddy: that wasn't in our wedding vows.
- Scotty: that's why I only do it once a week.
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