How I Imagine Congress Works
- A: Hey, we need a new shovel.
- B: Okay, let's buy a new shovel.
- A: Cool.
- B: I'm just gonna put this bag of candy on there too.
- A: What?
- B: well...i want candy. You're buying the shovel. Now you can't buy the shovel unless you buy me my candy too! Moo hoo hah hah hah!
- A: That was some lackadaisical evil laughter.
- B: Just buy the shovel.
- A: But I don't want candy.
- B: But, don't you need the shovel? Don't you want the people to have their holes dug? Why are you standing against progress?
- A: Your candy is an abomination!
- B: Your MOM is an abomination.
- A: You suck!
- B: YOU suck!
- A: You suck!
- B: YOU suck!
- A: You're the reason we can't have nice things.
- (I kept going past this but it went from silly to depressing).