document.write('\x3cmeta http-equiv=\x22x-dns-prefetch-control\x22 content=\x22off\x22/\x3e\x3col class=\x22tumblr_posts\x22\x3e\x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a            \x3cli class=\x22tumblr_post tumblr_photo_post\x22\x3e\x0a                \x3cimg src=\x22http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyaboqYeI41qzsibgo1_400.jpg\x22 alt=\x22What I did this weekend.\x26nbsp;\x22 class=\x22tumblr_photo\x22/\x3e\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    \x3cdiv class=\x22tumblr_caption\x22\x3e\x0a                        \x3cp\x3eWhat I \x3ca href=\x22http://popwatch.ew.com/2012/01/23/exclusive-photos-paul-rudd-amy-poehler-and-wet-hot-friends-reunite-for-stage-show/\x22\x3edid\x3c/a\x3e this weekend.\u00a0\x3c/p\x3e\x0a                    \x3c/div\x3e\x0a                \x0a            \x3c/li\x3e\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a            \x3cli class=\x22tumblr_post tumblr_text_post\x22\x3e\x0a                \x0a                    \x3cdiv class=\x22tumblr_title\x22\x3ei have a gorilla suit now\x3c/div\x3e\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                \x3cdiv class=\x22tumblr_body\x22\x3e\x0a                    \x3cp\x3e\x3ca href=\x22http://macydrox.tumblr.com/post/16243179116/i-have-a-gorilla-suit-now\x22 class=\x22tumblr_blog\x22\x3emacydrox\x3c/a\x3e:\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x0a\x3cblockquote\x3e\x3cp\x3ei hope my roommate realizes that means she is always ALWAYS at risk for a gorilla attack. the pets better watch their steps too.\u00a0\x3c/p\x3e\x3c/blockquote\x3e\x0a                \x3c/div\x3e\x0a            \x3c/li\x3e\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a            \x3cli class=\x22tumblr_post tumblr_photo_post\x22\x3e\x0a                \x3cimg src=\x22http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxrlrgJIHt1qzsibgo1_400.jpg\x22 alt=\x22Cracking open our copy of Risk: Legacy tonight. \x26nbsp;Chuffed? \x26nbsp;As chuffed as this picture I\x26amp;#8217;m chuffed.\x26nbsp;\x0a\x0aWhat are you doing? \x26nbsp;\x22 class=\x22tumblr_photo\x22/\x3e\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    \x3cdiv class=\x22tumblr_caption\x22\x3e\x0a                        \x3cp\x3eCracking open our copy of \x3ca href=\x22http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/112543-Risk-Legacy-Makes-Your-Board-Game-Decisions-Matter\x22\x3eRisk: Legacy\x3c/a\x3e tonight. \u00a0Chuffed? \u00a0As chuffed as this picture I\x26#8217;m chuffed.\u00a0\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x0a\x3cp\x3eWhat are you doing? \u00a0\x3c/p\x3e\x0a                    \x3c/div\x3e\x0a                \x0a            \x3c/li\x3e\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a            \x3cli class=\x22tumblr_post tumblr_text_post\x22\x3e\x0a                \x0a                    \x3cdiv class=\x22tumblr_title\x22\x3eIt was all my fault.\x3c/div\x3e\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                \x3cdiv class=\x22tumblr_body\x22\x3e\x0a                    \x3cp\x3eWe were out of coffee so I hopped in the car to head to the Plaid Pantry. \u00a0I misjudged the distance and speed of the car that was coming up on the street that I was turning on, and he roared up behind me. \u00a0 I felt bad and did the whole \x26#8220;hand wave in the rearview mirror plus contrite face\x26#8221; thing hoping he\x26#8217;d see me.\u00a0\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x0a\x3cp\x3eWell\x26#8230;he was going to the plaid pantry too. \u00a0He hopped out of the car and came into the store and said \x26#8220;what\x26#8217;re you doing?!? \u00a0Seriously?!?\x26#8221;\u00a0\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3cp\x3eMe: (all contrite) I\x26#8217;m really sorry, i didn\x26#8217;t see you and I\x26#8217;m glad we didn\x26#8217;t have an accident. \u00a0It was all my fault.\u00a0\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3cp\x3e(ad nauseum)\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x0a\x3cp\x3eAs I was leaving with my can of crappy coffee I saw him in the parking lot again. \u00a0I apologized again and he warned me to be more careful and said it was fine\x26#8230;\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x0a\x3cp\x3eand then offered me weed. \u00a0\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x0a\x3cp\x3e#portland\x3c/p\x3e\x0a                \x3c/div\x3e\x0a            \x3c/li\x3e\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a            \x3cli class=\x22tumblr_post tumblr_video_post\x22\x3e\x0a                \x3cdiv class=\x22tumblr_video\x22\x3e\x0a                    \x3ciframe width=\x22400\x22 height=\x22299\x22 src=\x22http://www.youtube.com/embed/A43JOxLa5MM?wmode=transparent\x26autohide=1\x26egm=0\x26hd=1\x26iv_load_policy=3\x26modestbranding=1\x26rel=0\x26showinfo=0\x26showsearch=0\x22 frameborder=\x220\x22 allowfullscreen\x3e\x3c/iframe\x3e\x0a                \x3c/div\x3e\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    \x3cdiv class=\x22tumblr_caption\x22\x3e\x0a                        \x3cp\x3e\x3ca class=\x22tumblr_blog\x22 href=\x22http://www.barrettgarese.com/post/15406301900/death-metal-rooster-i-probably-shouldnt-find\x22\x3espytap\x3c/a\x3e:\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3cblockquote\x3e\x0a\x3cp\x3e\x3cstrong\x3eDEATH METAL ROOSTER!\x3c/strong\x3e\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3cp\x3e(I probably shouldn\u2019t find this as funny as I do.)\x3cspan\x3e \x3c/span\x3e\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3c/blockquote\x3e\x0a                    \x3c/div\x3e\x0a                \x0a            \x3c/li\x3e\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a            \x3cli class=\x22tumblr_post tumblr_photo_post\x22\x3e\x0a                \x3cimg src=\x22http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxcnhgleIZ1qzsibgo1_400.png\x22 alt=\x22I think this is what I\x26amp;#8217;d look like if I was a Little Pony.\x26nbsp;\x0a\x0aMy Little Pony creator found here:\x26nbsp;\x0ahttp://generalzoi.deviantart.com/art/Pony-Creator-Full-Version-254295904\x22 class=\x22tumblr_photo\x22/\x3e\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    \x3cdiv class=\x22tumblr_caption\x22\x3e\x0a                        \x3cp\x3eI think this is what I\x26#8217;d look like if I was a Little Pony.\u00a0\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x0a\x3cp\x3eMy Little Pony creator found here:\u00a0\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3cp\x3e\x3ca href=\x22http://generalzoi.deviantart.com/art/Pony-Creator-Full-Version-254295904\x22\x3ehttp://generalzoi.deviantart.com/art/Pony-Creator-Full-Version-254295904\x3c/a\x3e\x3c/p\x3e\x0a                    \x3c/div\x3e\x0a                \x0a            \x3c/li\x3e\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a            \x3cli class=\x22tumblr_post tumblr_photo_post\x22\x3e\x0a                \x3cimg src=\x22http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx9cju7XtY1qzpembo1_400.jpg\x22 alt=\x22Seriously\x26amp;#8230;who dates these guys? \x26nbsp;\x0apostcardsfromspace:\x0a\x0acaptainfuck:\x0a\x0aSad\x26nbsp;Hilarious but true.\x0a\x0aFixed it for you.\x0a\x22 class=\x22tumblr_photo\x22/\x3e\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    \x3cdiv class=\x22tumblr_caption\x22\x3e\x0a                        \x3cp\x3eSeriously\x26#8230;who dates these guys? \u00a0\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3cp\x3e\x3ca class=\x22tumblr_blog\x22 href=\x22http://postcardsfromspace.tumblr.com/post/15354358298/captainfuck-sad-hilarious-but-true-fixed-it\x22\x3epostcardsfromspace\x3c/a\x3e:\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3cblockquote\x3e\x0a\x3cp\x3e\x3ca class=\x22tumblr_blog\x22 href=\x22http://captainfuck.tumblr.com/post/15351638015/sad-but-true\x22\x3ecaptainfuck\x3c/a\x3e:\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3cblockquote\x3e\x0a\x3cp\x3e\x3cdel\x3eSad\x3c/del\x3e\u00a0\x3cem\x3eHilarious\x3c/em\x3e but true.\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3c/blockquote\x3e\x0a\x3cp\x3eFixed it for you.\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3c/blockquote\x3e\x3cp\x3e(Source: \x3ca href=\x22http://tmills.tumblr.com/post/15281174268/3-todays-drawing-was-supposed-to-be-heartbreak\x22 title=\x22tmills\x22\x3etmills\x3c/a\x3e)\x3c/p\x3e\x0a                    \x3c/div\x3e\x0a                \x0a            \x3c/li\x3e\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a            \x3cli class=\x22tumblr_post tumblr_text_post\x22\x3e\x0a                \x0a                    \x3cdiv class=\x22tumblr_title\x22\x3eI\x26#8217;m doing live foley again!  \x3c/div\x3e\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                \x3cdiv class=\x22tumblr_body\x22\x3e\x0a                    \x3cp\x3eWhile it\x26#8217;s no 10,000 cue Kid Simple extravaganza, it\x26#8217;s fixin\x26#8217; to be awesome.\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x0a\x3cp\x3eIf you\x26#8217;re in San Fransisco january 21st, come see!\u00a0\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x0a\x3cp\x3e\x3ca href=\x22http://bit.ly/tJ5E2W\x22\x3ehttp://bit.ly/tJ5E2W\x3c/a\x3e\x3c/p\x3e\x0a                \x3c/div\x3e\x0a            \x3c/li\x3e\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a            \x3cli class=\x22tumblr_post tumblr_video_post\x22\x3e\x0a                \x3cdiv class=\x22tumblr_video\x22\x3e\x0a                    \x3ciframe width=\x22400\x22 height=\x22225\x22 src=\x22http://www.youtube.com/embed/ylPUzxpIBe0?wmode=transparent\x26autohide=1\x26egm=0\x26hd=1\x26iv_load_policy=3\x26modestbranding=1\x26rel=0\x26showinfo=0\x26showsearch=0\x22 frameborder=\x220\x22 allowfullscreen\x3e\x3c/iframe\x3e\x0a                \x3c/div\x3e\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    \x3cdiv class=\x22tumblr_caption\x22\x3e\x0a                        \x3cp\x3eThis has me prepping my next video: \x26#8220;Shit people say before and after they find out I\x26#8217;m not white.\x26#8221;\x3c/p\x3e\x0a                    \x3c/div\x3e\x0a                \x0a            \x3c/li\x3e\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a            \x3cli class=\x22tumblr_post tumblr_photo_post\x22\x3e\x0a                \x3cimg src=\x22http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx9i5d5yYL1qzsibgo1_400.png\x22 alt=\x22Got into a bit of a political shitstorm on facebook tonight with conservative relatives. \x26nbsp;\x0aDoes this count as an olive branch?\x26nbsp;\x22 class=\x22tumblr_photo\x22/\x3e\x0a                \x0a                \x0a                    \x3cdiv class=\x22tumblr_caption\x22\x3e\x0a                        \x3cp\x3eGot into a bit of a political shitstorm on facebook tonight with conservative relatives. \u00a0\x3c/p\x3e\x0a\x3cp\x3eDoes this count as an olive branch?\u00a0\x3c/p\x3e\x0a                    \x3c/div\x3e\x0a                \x0a            \x3c/li\x3e\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a\x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a        \x0a\x0a                        \x0a    \x0a\x3c/ol\x3e');