There are many nude pictures of me out in the world.
I was fortunate enough to go to school JUUUUUUUUST prior to the widespread advent of digital cameras. So for parties, events, vacations etc, you would take your pictures, finish the roll of film, take that film to the walgreens (or whatever) and then 4 days later you would have hard copy prints of the photos you took.
Rolls of film being what they are, you’d probably take 12 pictures from the first back to school party, another couple at opening night, and blow the rest at the christmas party, so the pictures you’d get would cover anywhere from 2 nights to 6 months of your life.
I took advantage of this by stealing people’s cameras at parties and taking naked pictures of myself. These were tastefully done: think naked baby on a bear skin rug, rather than full-frontal views of my business. The best results usually occurred right before, say, christmas break, when the prankee would be going home to get their pics developed. They’d show off the pictures of their latest semester: Oh look it’s opening weekend of Lysistrata! Look, it’s my roommate and I at the commons. Oh look it’s…well…that’s this guy i know and he’s…oh god.
So since digital photography ruined that delayed reaction, all this is to say, if you’re drunk at a party, I’m going to steal your cell phone and start posting on facebook.
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