It was all my fault.
We were out of coffee so I hopped in the car to head to the Plaid Pantry. I misjudged the distance and speed of the car that was coming up on the street that I was turning on, and he roared up behind me. I felt bad and did the whole “hand wave in the rearview mirror plus contrite face” thing hoping he’d see me.
Well…he was going to the plaid pantry too. He hopped out of the car and came into the store and said “what’re you doing?!? Seriously?!?”
Me: (all contrite) I’m really sorry, i didn’t see you and I’m glad we didn’t have an accident. It was all my fault.
(ad nauseum)
As I was leaving with my can of crappy coffee I saw him in the parking lot again. I apologized again and he warned me to be more careful and said it was fine…
and then offered me weed.
#portland
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